Wholesome Girls Become Proprietors of Dirt Restaurant

Author image for Eric Lund
Eric Lund
Jul 21, 2021 3:00 PM EDT

Even if you don't typically think of dirt as a meal option, it's hard to argue with random kids in the park who want you to eat at their dirt restaurant. You don't turn down free dirt. Maybe they should think of being a chain restaurant, call themselves Mudruckers or Soiling Point. You know, serve stuff like gravioli or rock fish or frozen yo-dirt. For some more wholesome tales, here are wholesome things people did for the love of the game, and a daughter's twitter thread who got her dad a job at Costco. Or maybe even some blessed images to lighten the mood.

Advertisement
  • 01
    Font - Omg we had the most heartwarming interaction today in the park Me and the gf: walking There's chalk writing all over the pavement that was a menu for a "dirt restaurant" Including exciting enticements like 'dirt is eumy'
    via ReplyoftheZaporozhianCossackstoSultanMehmedIVoftheOttomanEmpire
  • 02
    Font - We're reading it like ???? and these two girls, maybe 9 or 10 start yelling that they are the owners of the dirt restaurant and do we want to order and we can come see the "full" menu Which has items like dirt rolls, dirt sandwich, small dirt ball, medium dirt ball, and large dirt ball
    via ReplyoftheZaporozhianCossackstoSultanMehmedIVoftheOttomanEmpire
  • 03
    Font - I'm like l'm really hungry can I get a large dirt ball and one of them is like YES and runs away to uhhh make the dirt ball And the other girl was like ok you can pay me and I was like how much for the large dirt ball and she's like 10 and I'm like ten WHAT and she pulled out a huge wad of leaves and gave us ten and then we gave them back to her
    via ReplyoftheZaporozhianCossackstoSultanMehmedIVoftheOttomanEmpire
  • 04
    Rectangle - Other girl comes running back with a large piece of bark (my plate) and a truly large dirt ball and is like here you go, so l went to the woods and collected more leaves to leave a tip (obviously)
    via ReplyoftheZaporozhianCossackstoSultanMehmedIVoftheOttomanEmpire
  • 05
    Smile - And as we were walking away one of them positively squeals 'wow!!!!! Our first real sale!!!!!!!'
    via ReplyoftheZaporozhianCossackstoSultanMehmedIVoftheOttomanEmpire
  • 06
    Wood
    via ReplyoftheZaporozhianCossackstoSultanMehmedIVoftheOttomanEmpire
  • 07
    Font - We brought the "plate" back and I was like wow that was delicious thank you and the girl who took our money was like thanks be sure to review us on Yelp I was like the hustle is for real Way to support your local small businesses
    via ReplyoftheZaporozhianCossackstoSultanMehmedIVoftheOttomanEmpire

Want More? Follow Us and Add Us as a Preferred Source on Google.

Tags

aww wholesome adorable restaurant lol funny dirt
Scroll Down For The Next Article